The Chronic-WHAT-cles of Giardia

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“Dude, we have to go to la farmacia. Seriously, I don’t know what this is, but we HAVE to go.”

“Look at my stomach! It’s HUGE. I feel like someone is pumping air in there faster than I can rid of it.” (BBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLPPPT! Baloo rips a huge fart.)

[Baloo and Mowgli enter the pharmacy, and begin trying to explain in spanish just how uncomfortable sulfurous burps and endless diarhea can be. Illustrative and unintentionally offensive hand motions abound. They purchase something that may or may not help, and walk back onto the street.]

“Man, you really couldn’t wait to fart until after we got out of the pharmacy? That was gross! Those poor ladies. Come on man. Rude!”

“Um, dude… That was a burp.”


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