A Gringo’s Guide to the Booby Dance

Step 1: Find a hot chick


Step 2: Confuse her


Step 3: If she is not confused, threaten her with a stick.


Step 4: Hypnotize her with your boobies. Wax on. Wax off.


Step 5: Dominate the competition with your superior dancing skillz.


Step 6: No further steps needed. She will indeed be yours.
(If not, forget her. There was probably something wrong with her anyway.)


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