Step 1: Find a hot chick
Step 2: Confuse her
Step 3: If she is not confused, threaten her with a stick.
Step 4: Hypnotize her with your boobies. Wax on. Wax off.
Step 5: Dominate the competition with your superior dancing skillz.
Step 6: No further steps needed. She will indeed be yours.
(If not, forget her. There was probably something wrong with her anyway.)
(Wild Rover, Cusco, Peru)
Why do I feel like these would be hot sellers back in the US?
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“Fanny comes in a can, it was put there by a man, in a factory doooowwntoooowwn!”
“You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose…” Or, you could just share a boogie!