Author Archives: Baloo

A Gringo’s Guide to the Booby Dance

Step 1: Find a hot chick

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Step 2: Confuse her

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Step 3: If she is not confused, threaten her with a stick.

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Step 4: Hypnotize her with your boobies. Wax on. Wax off.

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Step 5: Dominate the competition with your superior dancing skillz.

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Step 6: No further steps needed. She will indeed be yours.
(If not, forget her. There was probably something wrong with her anyway.)

Product Branding 101

Why do I feel like these would be hot sellers back in the US?

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Want some crackers that will keep you regular? Try Kraps!

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“Fanny comes in a can, it was put there by a man, in a factory doooowwntoooowwn!”

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“You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose…” Or, you could just share a boogie!